Marvel: No Future

Title No Future
Rating PG-13 for swearing
Fandom Marvel
Pairing? Het, Maria Hill/Tony Stark
Word Count 1049
Genre Angst
Disclaimer I own none of these characters
Summary Two separate drabbles on the the same subject: Maria's pregnant and Tony finds out. Bare with me here.
Author's Note Done mainly because the thought of Maria being pregnant is hilarious to me. I mean, thinking about it: People all coming up and cooing and Maria just being like "Stop touching my fucking stomach." Plus: Maria and Tony's Misadventures in Parenting would be golden. Thank you to my lovely beta empty_splendor

( 'Shit,' Maria cursed as the second pink line faded into existence. )